Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ted Stevens' Tubes Raided

Ok...

This is what I found so hilarious today-

The Alaskan home (apparently he has more than one of these "homes" for there to be such a distinction)of former Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens (doesn't he know "stephen" is spelled with a "ph"?)...yes the infamously furious "NO!" Ted Stevens. The man who taught us all that the Internet is not a dump truck(not to be confused w/ Donald Trump)-NO!-but a series of tubes. It's almost if by not being re-eleceted to the Internets Committee he was building a bridge to nowhere on this issue of the Internet. A series of tubes. Just to make the distiction (in case you do watch presidential debates but have no idea about the "tubes") this is not the former senator from Alaska that is currently running for president who is often stategically placed behind a potted plant, making Dennis Kucinich look sane, no...that is Mike Gravel.

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